I love this shot because it really shoes of my lizard @rse pants. Funnily enough when I did this it actually felt like there was hand reaching out and touching me on the butt - a branch from the tree maybe?

If you look to the right bottom corner you can see Goatman's glove...

...I took the bloody picture, it's Dans Glove!

The glove belongs to Dan Theamaan, forgot.

I have been following this thread for a while now and quite frankly I have had enough of the lame Cannondale riders comments about lattes and the like. Who is this Jedi lad anyway, lets meet on the trail and see if his lizard a@se pants are real.

Hey Mr Bandicoote I like Cannondales and I really like a good latte, as do most of the people I spend my time at the cafe with. I don't see anything wrong with that.

What sort of bike do you ride then?

You sound like a man with small hands. Cannondale's are made to be punished... not taken to the local milk bar

I don't have small hands - if I did I'd try and be ironic by riding a Giant!

Cannondales are like an expensive violin - you don't punish them, you use the correct technique and style and then create beautiful music together.

Although sadly I must say I do punish my Cannondale each time I ride it, I continue to ride it using this el cheapo rear shock...

I'm feeling queezy... violins, latte's, lizard a@se pants, cheap rear shocks, what next... fish net body armour????

All good body armor is some kind of fishnet or mesh design.

However, I find the trick is to wear it with nothing over the top of it.

but I ride a giant.

My Reign rides supreme over any Cannondale owned by their Latte sipping riders.
The only punishing you give your Cannondale would be the froth stains on the frame!
Bring on a trail challenge.
But please nothing harder than one lap of Centennial Park!
My lycra couldn’t stand it and I’m out of chaffing cream.